Welcome To My Inner Monologue

My life is full of random thoughts and experiences that most people probably don't find half as funny as I do.  Then there is the list of my nearest and dearest who think my experiences are just as random and hilarious as I do.  This is for those people.  They've been asking me to write my thoughts down for years and I keep telling them it's only funny if you know me.  So here it goes.